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Like it or not, life with a Naked Houseboy can sometimes turn into a game of cat and mouse. Master wants those who serve to study the rules carefully and learn appropriate behavior, and this means the more intelligent (or bratty) Houseboys may push limits or even discover protocol loopholes which they may temporarily bend in an attempt to gain favorable treatment. Master’s allegiance to written protocols combined with giving ‘benefit of the doubt’ about the Houseboy’s health and safety means the cat and mouse game can’t always be avoided, but Master has a better knowledge of the totality of the rules and protocols than any Houseboy so Master almost always comes out on top when a mischievous Houseboy is gaming the rules.
Take for instance the Houseboy in this example clip He’s generally well behaved with a strong desire to please, and rarely breaks the rules. Today however, he is having a bad day and is observed failing to flush a toilet after urinating, his mind distracted by a routine chore he needed to interrupt. Unfortunately a house guest uses the bathroom shortly afterward and is quickly grossed out by the yellowish color in the toilet bowl, then discreetly asks Master to check out the bathroom. When confronted, the Houseboy admits to accidentally violating bathroom protocol and thus Disrespecting A Guest which constitutes a Level Two violation. It’s the type of carelessness that might have been let off with a warning if no one else had seen, and Master doesn’t really want to punish this Houseboy, but Master must do so because failure to enforce an obvious protocol when others are present shows sign of weakness and may also encourage further Houseboy failure to meet expectations.
The Houseboy is now silently upset at the guest for making a complaint, and feels shame as he suffers through a short yet humiliating paddling while the visitor chooses to observe. Frustrated, the Houseboy now wishes to deprive the visitor of watching the remaining housework that needs to be done, but since Reddened Buttocks Are Never An Excuse to avoid any duty or chore (Rule #6) the Houseboy chooses to feign illness saying, “I’m sick, I’m feeling overheated.” Under the Paramount Rule, the House Boy can refuse a duty or chore if it’s unsafe or dangerous, and fever is technically a health and safety issue. The scheming Houseboy assumes the guest is planning to leave shortly and Master will likely defer the chores a few minutes rather than deal with disruption to the home environment. This Houseboy is wrong of course, since Master has played this cat and mouse game before with more intelligent and brattier household help.
Pursuant to the protocol for a Houseboy who is reported to be ill, Master now announces a Temperature Check to determine if the Houseboy is lying. If it turns out the young man actually has a fever, the Houseboy’s fever will be treated and he will be excused from chore duties, otherwise the cat and mouse distraction will end. The Houseboy is now instructed to retrieve a rectal thermometer and position himself over Master’s lap for the official Temperature Check, where hisanal opening is dilated for the insertion of the thermometer, In viewing the example clip, please pay close attention to how Master carefully inserts the glass thermometer, slowly rotating it clockwise for a smooth and gentle entry.
Responsible Masters are always in control, and even when angry they still protect their Houseboy from dangers like broken glass or rectal injury. Master doesn’t waste time or energy thinking about frivolous and irrelevant things like whether the Houseboy would prefer privacy or if the Houseboy finds the procedure humiliating, since these are temporary emotions which will pass and are not factors to be considered in the applicable protocol. Health and safety remain the priority.
Houseboys have No Right To Physical Privacy (Rule #12) during any duty or chore, including Temperature Checks. They also have No Right To Not Be Embarrassed (Rule #307-A) or they couldn’t serve as a Naked Houseboy in the first place. They are welcome to try and use the rules and protocols to their advantage, but must accept that Master will probably do likewise and fight fire with fire. On this day with this particular Houseboy whose Temperature Check turned out to be a perfect 98.6) might have been better off just finishing his assigned chores instead of trying to outsmart Master by claiming a non-existent fever, because Newton’s Law Of Physics says it best: “For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.”
An illustrated index to all of the House Boy’s rules is available on the Rules And Protocols Blog atthis link.Please reblog.
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Compliance Clip — Rule #97 — Temperature Checks
Like it or not, life with a Naked Houseboy can sometimes turn into a game of cat and mouse. Master wants those who serve to study the rules carefully and learn appropriate behavior, and this means the more intelligent (or bratty) Houseboys may push limits or even discover protocol loopholes which they may temporarily bend in an attempt to gain favorable treatment. Master’s allegiance to written protocols combined with giving ‘benefit of the doubt’ about the Houseboy’s health and safety means the cat and mouse game can’t always be avoided, but Master has a better knowledge of the totality of the rules and protocols than any Houseboy so Master almost always comes out on top when a mischievous Houseboy is gaming the rules.
Take for instance the Houseboy in this example clip He’s generally well behaved with a strong desire to please, and rarely breaks the rules. Today however, he is having a bad day and is observed failing to flush a toilet after urinating, his mind distracted by a routine chore he needed to interrupt. Unfortunately a house guest uses the bathroom shortly afterward and is quickly grossed out by the yellowish color in the toilet bowl, then discreetly asks Master to check out the bathroom. When confronted, the Houseboy admits to accidentally violating bathroom protocol and thus Disrespecting A Guest which constitutes a Level Two violation. It’s the type of carelessness that might have been let off with a warning if no one else had seen, and Master doesn’t really want to punish this Houseboy, but Master must do so because failure to enforce an obvious protocol when others are present shows sign of weakness and may also encourage further Houseboy failure to meet expectations.
The Houseboy is now silently upset at the guest for making a complaint, and feels shame as he suffers through a short yet humiliating paddling while the visitor chooses to observe. Frustrated, the Houseboy now wishes to deprive the visitor of watching the remaining housework that needs to be done, but since Reddened Buttocks Are Never An Excuse to avoid any duty or chore (Rule #6) the Houseboy chooses to feign illness saying, “I’m sick, I’m feeling overheated.” Under the Paramount Rule, the House Boy can refuse a duty or chore if it’s unsafe or dangerous, and fever is technically a health and safety issue. The scheming Houseboy assumes the guest is planning to leave shortly and Master will likely defer the chores a few minutes rather than deal with disruption to the home environment. This Houseboy is wrong of course, since Master has played this cat and mouse game before with more intelligent and brattier household help.
Pursuant to the protocol for a Houseboy who is reported to be ill, Master now announces a Temperature Check to determine if the Houseboy is lying. If it turns out the young man actually has a fever, the Houseboy’s fever will be treated and he will be excused from chore duties, otherwise the cat and mouse distraction will end. The Houseboy is now instructed to retrieve a rectal thermometer and position himself over Master’s lap for the official Temperature Check, where his anal opening is dilated for the insertion of the thermometer, In viewing the example clip, please pay close attention to how Master carefully inserts the glass thermometer, slowly rotating it clockwise for a smooth and gentle entry.
Responsible Masters are always in control, and even when angry they still protect their Houseboy from dangers like broken glass or rectal injury. Master doesn’t waste time or energy thinking about frivolous and irrelevant things like whether the Houseboy would prefer privacy or if the Houseboy finds the procedure humiliating, since these are temporary emotions which will pass and are not factors to be considered in the applicable protocol. Health and safety remain the priority.
Houseboys have No Right To Physical Privacy (Rule #12) during any duty or chore, including Temperature Checks. They also have No Right To Not Be Embarrassed (Rule #307-A) or they couldn’t serve as a Naked Houseboy in the first place. They are welcome to try and use the rules and protocols to their advantage, but must accept that Master will probably do likewise and fight fire with fire. On this day with this particular Houseboy whose Temperature Check turned out to be a perfect 98.6) might have been better off just finishing his assigned chores instead of trying to outsmart Master by claiming a non-existent fever, because Newton’s Law Of Physics says it best: “For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.”
An illustrated index to all of the House Boy’s rules is available on the Rules And Protocols Blog at this link. Please reblog.